Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo who US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Who TeeKha Samosaa, Who thanda saaa paani,
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Who College ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Who chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the...jaani,
Who jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,
Who chup-kese journal - mein Jo bheji thi chitthi,