God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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kya app bike chalatey hain nahi chalatey tu koi baat nahi chalatey hain tu 2 bataien hain ya tu ap fast chalatey hain ya phir slow slow chalatey hain tu koi baat nahi fast chalatey hain tu 2 batain hain ya tu ap gir jain gay ya nahi girain gay nahi giray tu koi baat nahi gir gaye tu 2 batain hain ya tu ap ko zaida chot aye gi ya phir kam agar kam chot aye gi tu koi baat nahi agar zaida ayein gi tu uss ki 2 batain hain ya tu ap theek ho jain gay ya nahi agar theek ho jain tu koi baat nahi agar theek nahi hoongey tu 2 batain hain ya tu ap mar jain gay ya nahi marain gay agar nahi marey tu koi baat nahi agar maray, tu
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# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri hasti hai..
# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai
# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.
# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si Na woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein Pehle tum, pehle tum.
# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye Jab koi mushkil pad jaye Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.
# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan Yeh khula asmaan Aa gaye hum kahan.
# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.
# Unexpec
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A Nice Urdu Love Poem by an IT Professional
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao
Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain
Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai
Aapka ha
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Aye Dost Tune Kya Khoob Dosti Nibhai, Unke He Haathon Se Apne Takdeer Likhwayi, Tha Jo Bhrosa Mera Doston Pe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Unhi Doston Ne Aaj Bewafai Nibhai……… ` Jab kabhi dosti ki dastaan waqt sunaayega, Humko bhi koi shaqs yaad aayega,,,,,,,,,,,, Tab bhool jaayenge zindagi ke gamon ko, Jab aapke saath guzara har lamha yaad aayega..
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Dosti ka pehala salaam aapke naam,,,,,,,,,, Hamaari zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam. Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,,,,,,,,, Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam……….. ` Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Hamari Dosti bhi krishn Aur sudama se kam nahi… ` Hasee chupaana kisi ko gawara nahi hota, her musafir jindgi ka sahara nahi hota, milte hai log is tanha jingi me per, har koi dost tumsa payara nahi hota.. ` Mulakaat maut ki mehmaan ho gayi hai… Nazar ki zindigi sunsaan ho gayi hai…. Ab meri saans bhi meri nahin rahi…. Ye Zindagi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi hai…
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Kuch Shayaris Aap ke Naam..
1) Barson baad aapse baat hui, Dil phir ek baar kamzor ho gaya, Acha bhala akele jee raha the hum, Aaj phir akele pan ka ehsaas dila diya… 2) Tum ruth jao, hum mana lenge Tum chale jao, hum bula lenge Tum inkaar karo, hum phir bhi ikraar karenge Tum keh do ek baar, jaan bhi de denge… 3) Tumse pyaar kyon hai itna,ki Koi aur nazar hi nahi aata Chodkar nahi jaana hamein Yeh dil to waise hi kacha hai…
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Ishq tujhse karta hoon main zindagi se zyada Main darta nahi maut se teri judaii se zyada Chahe to aazmale mujhe kisi aur se zyada Meri zindagi me kuch nahi teri mohabbat se zyada… ` Band Rakhte Hai Jubaan Lub Khola Nhi Karte Chand Ke Samne Sitare Bola Nhi Karte Yaad Karte Hai Tumko Har Pal Lekin Ye Raaz Hotho Se Kabhi Khola Nahi Karte… ` Dil ki baat jubaan pe aane ki hai baari Pyar ki manzil dhoondti hai apni ye sawari Dil ko dil se milane ki hai taiiyari Aur in lamho ki khushboo mein doobi hai duniya saari… ` Ye Aur Baat Hai Hum Tumko Yaad Aa Na Sake Sharab Pi Ke Bhi Hum Tumko Bhula Na Sake Ye Fasalo Ki Hai Basti Isi Liye Yaaron Wo Paas Aa Na Sake Hum Bhi Paas Ja Na Sake Suku Diya Hai Zamane Ko Mere Nagmo Ne Azeeb Baat Hai Khud Ko Hi
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Dosti khubsurat hai Tum na mano ye haqikat hai. Dosti insan ki zarurat hai. Kisi din aao hamari mehfil me, Jan jaoge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai…
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