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!!~ FUNNY POETRY ~!! [51]
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!!~ FRIENDSHIP POETRY ~!! [97]
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!!~ SMS POETRY ~!! [81]
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!!~ FEELING POETRY ~!! [132]
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!!~ GENERAL POETRY ~! [105]
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!!~ MISSING YOU POETRY ~!! [121]
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!!~ ALONE POETRY ~!! [80]
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!!~ INSPIRATIONAL POETRY ~!! [29]
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!!~ PAIN POETRY ~!! [139]
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!!~ OCCASIONAL POETRY ~!! [8]
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Shaarab waali shayari..maikhaane se... apna dukh bayan kAr do doston...
!!~ Q&A POETRY ~!! [13]
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!!~ HOPE POETRY ~!! [34]
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!!~ WITHOUT YOU POETRY ~!! [3]
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi

He saw me in dark, he created light

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


Category: !!~ FUNNY POETRY ~!! | Views: 1021 | Added by: ROniT | Date: 21 Oct 2010 | Comments (0)

kya app bike chalatey hain
nahi chalatey tu koi baat nahi
chalatey hain tu 2 bataien hain
ya tu ap fast chalatey hain ya phir slow
slow chalatey hain tu koi baat nahi
fast chalatey hain tu 2 batain hain
ya tu ap gir jain gay ya nahi girain gay
nahi giray tu koi baat nahi
gir gaye tu 2 batain hain
ya tu ap ko zaida chot aye gi ya phir kam
agar kam chot aye gi tu koi baat nahi
agar zaida ayein gi tu uss ki 2 batain hain
ya tu ap theek ho jain gay ya nahi
agar theek ho jain tu koi baat nahi

agar theek nahi hoongey tu 2 batain hain
ya tu ap mar jain gay ya nahi marain gay
agar nahi marey tu koi baat nahi
agar maray, tu ... Read more »
Category: !!~ FUNNY POETRY ~!! | Views: 1045 | Added by: ROniT | Date: 21 Oct 2010 | Comments (0)

# Local variable

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..

# Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai

# Null pointers

Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.

# Dangling pointers

Maut bhi aati nahi
jaan bhi jati nahin.

# Goto

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

# Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.

# The debugger

Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.


# From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan.


# Untrackable bug

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

# Unexpec ... Read more »

Category: !!~ FUNNY POETRY ~!! | Views: 1093 | Added by: ROniT | Date: 21 Oct 2010 | Comments (0)

A Nice Urdu Love Poem by an IT Professional

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka ha ... Read more »

Category: !!~ FUNNY POETRY ~!! | Views: 1097 | Added by: ROniT | Date: 21 Oct 2010 | Comments (1)

Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya,
majnu ne teen din tak Khana nahi khaya,
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein,
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein.
Category: !!~ FUNNY POETRY ~!! | Views: 1139 | Added by: ROniT | Date: 20 Oct 2010 | Comments (0)

Mere marney key baad mere doston
Yu aansu na bahanaa
Agar meri yaad aaye to
Seedhey upar chale aana

Category: !!~ FUNNY POETRY ~!! | Views: 1074 | Added by: ROniT | Date: 19 Oct 2010 | Comments (0)

Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo who US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Who TeeKha Samosaa, Who thanda saaa paani,
Who Teekha Samosa, Who thanda saaa paani

Who College ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Who chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the...jaani,
Who jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,
Who chup-kese journal - mein Jo bheji thi chitthi,

Category: !!~ FUNNY POETRY ~!! | Views: 2197 | Added by: ROniT | Date: 19 Oct 2010 | Comments (0)

ITNA GHAROOR MAT KAR PAGLI
ITNA GHAROOR MAT KAR PAGLI
SAB KO PATA HAI TU LAGATI HAI HAR ROZ FAIR AND LOVELY
Category: !!~ FUNNY POETRY ~!! | Views: 1089 | Added by: ROniT | Date: 19 Oct 2010 | Comments (0)

5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Lahore, Karachi ya Islamabad ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey Khuda teri 'puja,shanti aur Bhakti' meri life ho.
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.

Category: !!~ FUNNY POETRY ~!! | Views: 1248 | Added by: ROniT | Date: 19 Oct 2010 | Comments (0)

Kismat aazma chuka hoon
taqdeer aazma raha hoon
ik bewafa ki khatir
riksha chala raha hoon
Category: !!~ FUNNY POETRY ~!! | Views: 1239 | Added by: ROniT | Date: 19 Oct 2010 | Comments (0)

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