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Main » !!~ FUNNY POETRY ~!!
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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi Ladki Ko
Propose Kare To Kaun Sa Gana Gayega???????
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Ek Nazar Se Bhi Pyar Hota Hai Maine Suna Hai…..
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Salma Ke Pyaar Me Doob Gaya Peter
Gaur Farmaiye
Salma Ke Pyaar Me Doob Gaya Peter
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80 Kilometer Prati Leter
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World’s Most PAINFUL Shayari…
Dil Mai Chubhi Sui….
Arz Kiya Hai…
Dil Mai Chubhi Sui…
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Aawaj Aayi
Uui Uui, Uui Uui…
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Boss:
Arz kiya hai………
Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. J J J …..
Employee’s reply…
Arz kiya hai………
Appraisal hote hain…
Disappointment ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai….
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai…. (Wah wah …. wah wah …
wah wah …) J J J J J J J ….
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Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai
Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Jo bhi bach gayi thi, woh upar lagayi gayi
Maine tujhe pyar kiya abla samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe baja dala Tabla samajh kar
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi
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Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi,
Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi.
Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,
50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki.
Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,
30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm.
Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.
Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi,
Jab Se Parchi Tapak Gayi Me Pakda Gaya Bha- Me Pakda Gaya Bhai.
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Shadi Nama !!
Very Funny
Shadi Say Pehlay
Wo Mujh Say Poochti Hay Raat Itni Beyzaban Kiyon Hay
Mein Kehta Hoon Zaban Tu Derd Ki Shidet Say Hoti Hay
Shadi Kay Baad
Woh Mujh Say Poochteee Hai Tum Itnay Bay Zubaan Kyoon Ho
Main Kehta Hoon Too Itnee Bud Zabaan Jo Hai
Shadi Say Pehlay
Mein Kehta Hoon Mujhay Tum Achi Gati Achi Lagti Ho
Wo Mujh Say Poochti Hay Derd Say Derney Lagay Ho Kiya
Shadi Kay Baad
Main Kehta Hoon Tum Mujhay Zehar Lagtee Ho
Woh Mujh Say Poochtee Hai Jeenay Kee Umang Naheen Kyaa
Shadi Say Pehlay Wo Kehti Hay Teri Awaz Mein Kuch Masoomiyat Si Hay Mein Kehta Hoon Yeh Mazloomiyet K Baad Aati Hay Shadi Kay Baad Wo Kehtee Hai Mairee Awaaz Main Zaalmyat Bo
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Door Se Dekha Series [ New ]
Door Se Dekha To Santra Tha
Pass Jaake Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chooke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chakh Ke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Wah, Kya Santra Tha !!
Door Se Dekha To Haseena Baal Sukha Rahee Thee,
Kareeb Jakar Dekha To Gayein(Cow) Dum Hilaa Rahee Thee
Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Dooor Se Dekhaaa… To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Paas Jake Dekhaa To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi
Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha…
Dooor Se Dekha… To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa…
Paas J
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Main Shohar Number 420
Aap Ne Veer-Zara Film Dekhi Hai? Film Ke End Mein Jab Veer (Shahrukh Khan) Buddha Ho Jata Hai, To Aik Khoobsurat Poem Mein Apna Haal Sunata Hai "Main Qaidi Number 786, Jail Ki Salakhon Se Bahar Deikhta Hoon”. Akhir Mein Uski Zara Ke Sath Shadi Ho Jati Hai Aur Film Wahin Pe Khatam Hoti Hai. Leikin Is Ke Baad Veer (Shahrukh Khan) Kiya Kehta Hai? Wo Hazir Khidmet Hey……
Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki Se Bahar Deikhta Hoon
Larkiyon Se Bhari College Ki Bus,
Jab Unhain Chor K Jaati Hai
Aik Larki Jo Paros Mein Rehti Hai,
Mere Saamne Aati Hai
Khud Ko Samiya Kehti Hai
Mujhe Uncle Bulati Hai
Aisi Pariyon Ko Deikh Kar,
Bahar Jaane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Khirki Se Neeche Kood Kar,
Hath Milane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Apni Biwi Ko Chor Kar,
Bhaag Jaane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Wo Kehte Hain Uska
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Ghazal 1
Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera conne
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