Things To Do Today – Every Day
• Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
• Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
• Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
• Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
• If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
• If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
• Never buy a car you can't push.
• Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
• Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
• The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• Birthdays are good for you; the mo
• It may be that your sole purpose in re you have, the longer you live.
• Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
''Shahid''
[tHe SiLLy BoY]
